The story goes like that: on Friday I got a call from ***, the woman on the line asked if we’re still interested in a black-and-white kitten. It was fairly clear that the little tuxedo one we'd hoped to adopt on Sunday was already gone, but there were still two kittens left from a litter of three we saw a week ago; she mentioned one of them was a shy little girl.
After checking in with Fred, I rang them back around half an hour later. No one picked up the phone, so I left a message saying we’re ready to take both kittens, because, clearly, we’re not right in the heads.
The next day, once I’d finished work, we shot over to see who was still there and what’s going on. Reality check: there were two black-and-white kittens, but both turned out to be males; in addition, whoever I’d spoken to before had been mistaken – one of the kittens was already booked (again!), and his new family were due later that day.
Well, we didn't waste time: we’re taking the smaller, quieter fella, since no one wanted him yet (his brother was much darker). But! Just as things were settling in my mind, I spotted another pair of eyes. Tucked away in a cage was this tiny calico kitten, sitting there like she was trying to disappear. She hissed and spat when we came near her, terrified out of her wits.
We had to talk it through again, and to be honest, it was one of the fastest discussions in my life: we came here for two cats, and we’re leaving with two cats. That was that.
Paid €50 for each one, got their health info (both microchipped, both had their first jab), Fred whipped out the carrier, and just like that – off we went. No hanging about.
Now, the kitchen has to stay shut all the time, we’re squeezing in the hall, trying to walk around a
drying rack, and we're very happy and proud when we see a poop in the litter
box. Healthy, I say, what a smart boy, what a lovely girl. Surely, we've lost our
minds.